Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Short Jokes
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
