Short jokes
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"