Short jokes
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Christianity.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"