Short jokes
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
I think you're eggcellent!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!