What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Short Jokes
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
