Short jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why are we here?
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.