Short jokes

Short Jokes

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

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