Short jokes
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.