Short jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Logan Paul.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.