Short jokes
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Raffie?
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.