Short jokes

Short jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.