Cannon vs. Dick

  • What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

    Your dick shots longer.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" plays on the double meaning of "shots." A cannon shoots cannonballs, while the joke suggests a dick "shots"... well, you get it. The punchline is that one "shots" further than the other. Basically, it's a childish boast about, uh, male prowess. I'm embarrassed for you that you had to ask.

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