Short jokes

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I don't get mitosis.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter