Finger Food jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Finger food.

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.