Finger Food jokes

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Finger food.