Finger Food jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Finger food.

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.