Finger Food jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Finger food.

What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.