Short jokes
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Rice Middle School
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I air.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Corn flake.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.