I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Short Jokes
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Fortnite
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
