Short jokes
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Bread?
Blueface baby!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
You are a joke.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.