Short jokes

I am looking for Mike Roch.

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

Maybe I’ll be Tracer.

I’m already Tracer!

Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

These murder jokes are just KILLING me!

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

He is dead.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

What skeleton does Crap-ton of?

A "bone".

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

Alia’s YouTube channel.

Why did the man die of the actor's performance?

The performance was unbeLIVEable!