Short jokes

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Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Did you hear about the dead artist?

Too many strokes.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.