Short jokes
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
I went to the store, and yeah...
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
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Everyone dislike this.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Fuke
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
A ball hit me in the vagina.