Short jokes
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
I'm dead inside.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
AP Chemistry.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.