Short jokes
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I don't know what to say.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."