Short jokes
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Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Bender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Rice Middle School
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I air.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?