Centimeter Girl

This is a play on words. The word "meter" sounds like "meet her," and a centimeter is a unit of length. The joke implies the person wants to "measure" the girl, but it is really saying they want to meet her, using the unit of measurement.

• Meter
• Centimeter
• Girl
• Wordplay
• Height
• Unit

• Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
• What do you call the middle of a penny? A center (get it? Cent-er).
• What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle? A meter stick.
• "I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"