Short jokes
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.