Short jokes
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Small People.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.