Short jokes
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.