Short jokes

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?

Hobo Fett!

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Spaceballs: The Comment.

Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?

He couldn't make it up the stairs.

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.