Short jokes
Toby Fox.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
The joke about is stupid.