Short jokes
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Travis has baby hands.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Sun.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y u gey, bruh?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!