Short jokes
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Mo sal. F.
Bend over and spell run.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.