Short jokes
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
I went to the store, and yeah...
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
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Everyone dislike this.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Fuke