Short jokes
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
He lost Wifi connection...
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Y'all is ugly!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.