Short jokes

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

So, no head?

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

My dad coming back.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.