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Short Jokes
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pen15
Your fat!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"