Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My dick is hard, what's your name?
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.