Short jokes
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
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Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I like penguins.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.