Short jokes

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

A bass drum is the boss.

What animal lies? A lion.