Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, βLetβs make this interesting.β So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: βOh God, protect me from falling!β
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They donβt know how to put a condom on.
What type of gun isnβt allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
