Short jokes
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.