Short jokes

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.