Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Bomb.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Me when:
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
