Short jokes
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.