Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Short Jokes
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
I have a paso.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
