Short jokes

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

What does the suicidal person say on New Years?

"New year, no me."

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?