Short jokes
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Wade likes Luiz!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Down syndrome sucks!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.