Short jokes
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Your nan's bald.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Poopies in my undies.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Buccellati
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!