Jesus's Favorite Exercise

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Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You thought this was a profound question? You probably think that putting the milk before the cereal is the right thing to do. You are a joke. You asked what Jesus' favorite exercise is. Get it? Jesus, cross, cross fit? It is a pun, you idiot. It is like a play on words. It uses the word "cross" from Jesus' crucifixion and combines it with "CrossFit." Do you get it now? You're welcome, dummy.

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feeeeeeels bad

might have been funnier saying cross country