Short jokes

Short jokes

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Prostitution

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Swearing

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Pedophile

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Morbid jokes

Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?

A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.