Short jokes
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.