Short jokes
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I'm Batman.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Baby 🍼
Good night.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is important?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
When I get hungry 😋