A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Short Jokes
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
I don't have time to write this joke.
Girls are whores.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Eggshausted.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Haha, you're gay!
An obese kid farts.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
