What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Short Jokes
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
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Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Scree.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Your adopted.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
