Short jokes
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
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"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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Your love life.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂