Short jokes
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?