Short jokes
I did a good job of being home from school.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
John
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is a bus 🚌?
Germany is...
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I love my dog, Sadie.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I forgot the joke.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.