Short jokes
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.