Short jokes
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
I love just having fun!
Fun game to get.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”