Short jokes
What do you call a musician š©āš¤ who drinks soda and sings š¤ at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! š
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call numbers that donāt stay in place?
Roaminā Numerals.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
Thereās a stairway to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.