What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Short Jokes
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Bruh.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
(l=====8
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
