Short jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
You're so ugly!
I for the class?
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pictures of the people commenting.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Eeeeeeee
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.