Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Short Jokes
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
