Short jokes
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Wee snaw.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
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Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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