Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.