Gaykelyu
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
