Short jokes
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!