Short jokes
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.