What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
97 percent of women...
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
