Short jokes
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Old.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
"Ur Mater."
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.