Spinach jokes

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

Spinach

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.