Spinach jokes

Spinach

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?

The wheelchair.

Daikon legs.

So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.