Short jokes
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Very funny battery joke.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.