Short jokes
Oh, he needs some milk!
Like if you know what ashes are.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I miss playing baseball.
Have a great year!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Have a good summer!
Have a great day today!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!