Short jokes
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What is ioooooooo?
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.