Short jokes
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!