Short jokes
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Spinach
Perrie.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Redmi
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hi 👋 I have some good
Angel is a good word.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I love Little Mix.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.